Welp, Time to Nuke Arkansas

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 04/26/2017 at 14:24 • Filed to: Sneks

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Dozens of snakes dumped in Arkansas Walmart parking lot.

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And nothing of value was lost in the process.

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Sir Halffast > PatBateman 04/26/2017 at 14:29

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Time to call up Kim Jong Un on the black phone...

Honeybunchesofgoats > PatBateman 04/26/2017 at 14:29

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PatBateman > Sir Halffast 04/26/2017 at 14:37

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I’d prefer to keep this in-house.

PatBateman > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/26/2017 at 14:37

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Yes. To be sure.

Cherry_man1 > PatBateman 04/26/2017 at 14:58

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pls no I’m in blast zone 4hrs away but in fallout zone

PatBateman > Cherry_man1 04/26/2017 at 15:45

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I highly suggest getting to the shelter.

*picks up phone, calls NORAD to confirm countdown*

Cherry_man1 > PatBateman 04/26/2017 at 15:57

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plz no I’ll call zombie St.Patrick